Official New York Giants Press Conference
Reporter: Please welcome Coach EB5...(Clapping) EB5: Wow thanks everyone for the the warm jester. I wanna start by saying this teams needs a major overhaul. I'm not talking changing out your oil filter here boys and girls(Laughs Emerge) I'm talking completely gutting this thing and giving it a a boast of nitro. I mean god this team was 4-11 last season. What a crying shame. When you think New York bright lights come to mind. Looks like we may have a power problem here ladies and gentlemen. My job is to come fix this thing which to me will take some time. That pretty much all i can say so if you have any questions please ask them now so i can get back to this team. Michael Eisen: What about this team making playoffs this year? EB5:Haha! You wanna start talking playoffs? Have you taken a look at this roster? Tell me buddy! First thing they gave me when i boarded my flight today to New York was a roster shit. I mean Roster Sheet. This team is aging quick and lacks fire power. Im not talking playoffs today. Michael Eisen: Yes i took a look at roster and it seem we have a team which could make playoffs. EB5: If you can take this team to playoffs, maybe they should have given you the job. Now buddy and im not saying it wont. I just think we need some major reshuffling with this puppy. Bob Hamlin: Hi Bob Hamlin New York Daily Sports. May we talk about your gambling issues? How did you better yourself and how do we know it wont happen again? EB5: Does this have anything to do with New York Football Giants? And since you asked nicely i will decline talking about yesterdays news. Look we have some holes that need to be filled. LB,DL and OL. If i can make this happen before the season starts playoffs are within sites. Bob Hamlin: Coach EB5 you have not answered any questions that we have asked. Do you feel this is a good way to address the New York fans? EB5: Listen Bobby, this thing you call a team is not one yet. I'm going to do whatever it takes to bring a WTF Superbowl to the New York Giants football fans. Have you seen the owners out there. Gosh this is a tough field to beat every week. It may take me a couple years, but for now i have to do what is right for this organization now and the future. Time to build a team not a pretender. These other owners and coaches put together some great teams. That with the skill you dont take this stuff lightly. You know i'm done for today. Have a nice day!!
Reporter: Please welcome Coach EB5...(Clapping) EB5: Wow thanks everyone for the the warm jester. I wanna start by saying this teams needs a major overhaul. I'm not talking changing out your oil filter here boys and girls(Laughs Emerge) I'm talking completely gutting this thing and giving it a a boast of nitro. I mean god this team was 4-11 last season. What a crying shame. When you think New York bright lights come to mind. Looks like we may have a power problem here ladies and gentlemen. My job is to come fix this thing which to me will take some time. That pretty much all i can say so if you have any questions please ask them now so i can get back to this team. Michael Eisen: What about this team making playoffs this year? EB5:Haha! You wanna start talking playoffs? Have you taken a look at this roster? Tell me buddy! First thing they gave me when i boarded my flight today to New York was a roster shit. I mean Roster Sheet. This team is aging quick and lacks fire power. Im not talking playoffs today. Michael Eisen: Yes i took a look at roster and it seem we have a team which could make playoffs. EB5: If you can take this team to playoffs, maybe they should have given you the job. Now buddy and im not saying it wont. I just think we need some major reshuffling with this puppy. Bob Hamlin: Hi Bob Hamlin New York Daily Sports. May we talk about your gambling issues? How did you better yourself and how do we know it wont happen again? EB5: Does this have anything to do with New York Football Giants? And since you asked nicely i will decline talking about yesterdays news. Look we have some holes that need to be filled. LB,DL and OL. If i can make this happen before the season starts playoffs are within sites. Bob Hamlin: Coach EB5 you have not answered any questions that we have asked. Do you feel this is a good way to address the New York fans? EB5: Listen Bobby, this thing you call a team is not one yet. I'm going to do whatever it takes to bring a WTF Superbowl to the New York Giants football fans. Have you seen the owners out there. Gosh this is a tough field to beat every week. It may take me a couple years, but for now i have to do what is right for this organization now and the future. Time to build a team not a pretender. These other owners and coaches put together some great teams. That with the skill you dont take this stuff lightly. You know i'm done for today. Have a nice day!!